February 2011
That little moment when you press "Reblog Now"...
Cooking spray insta-dries your nail polish.
My mind is blown. I’m so glad I actually tried this.
Time for a Finals cram session. And by cram...
January 2011
How I will dance at prom
britizzle:
mizanthropic:
Girls with the same face in every picture.
especiallygold:
Guys do it too…
Fish do it too…
I want a pink shotgun.
Just saying.
So I had a moment.
And for the first time in what seems like forever, I climbed onto the couch and laid my head on Mom’s lap. I talked; she listened. I cried; she let me. She stroked my hair until I felt better, and tried to comfort me as best she could.
Suddenly, knowing I can still do that, being an adult isn’t so lame.
sailormoonshining:
REBLOG if you agree…
In the morning when you look for something to wear…
Your wardrobe in your eyes:
Reality (for your parents):
fuckloveletsgettrashed:
If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Lunchtime Pop-Tarts.
Padrick: HIDE THOSE OR I'LL EAT THEM.
Me: You won't take them... THEY'RE IN MY SHIRT.
Padrick: Hide them better.
Me: You won't take them... THEY'RE IN MY PANTS.
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
livefordestiny:
stormredux:
nicholasjosephfury:
silversilkkitten:
ailverailkkitten almost. DX
nicholashosephfuty SO CLOSE FFUU
stormredjx
goddammit bobby!!
KronicAlice
;D Booo yah~
Zombiefucker. IS IT REALLY THAT DIFFICULT TO TYPE WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED?
Decide to finally go on a coffee date for the...
SPEND ALL FREE TIME ON THE INTERNET.
ventisette:
They should make a film where Jesse Eisenberg is dating Zooey Deschanel and Michael Cera is dating Katy Perry and then half way through they all switch places and nobody notices.
how kids dance today...
How I danced when I was their age:
How I dance now:
Fuck AP Lit.
At least I get to do this essay at home since I missed it last week.
I feel like I could be trying harder, even though I’m juggling everything at once already, and I feel like shit because of it.
12 Days of Tumblr Challenge [In one big post.]
1. Explain your Tumblr name.
Zombiefucker… It’s a stupid story that basically only consists of me getting bored one day and testing random URLs and marveling at how this somehow wasn’t taken… and it sort of just made sense…
2. Post a picture that makes you smile.
3. Post an old picture of yourself.
4. Have you changed in the last year?
Of course I have....
SO. I'm alive.
I survived the flu.
Went to urgent care on Tuesday night and got fucking blood tests and an IV to test for fucking Mono and Strep.
Came close to posting “WHICH OF YOU COWS DISEASED ME” on Facebook.
Cried like a pussy when they stuck me because everything’s hyper-sensitive when you’re sick.
I never want an IV in my hand again.
I HAVE HAD THE FUCKING FLU.
Doctor still...
Randomly in class,
sublimeglow:
I’ll look to my friend like
and she’ll be all like
and then we’ll just both go
That awkward moment when your parents tell you to...
woaah:
cherrryy:
That awkward moment when you see someone at school who follows your Tumblr and you’re paranoid as to whether or not they actually read what you post and think you’re a freak.
