December 2011
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Live-Tumbling The Hurt Locker
This entire movie is Jeremy Renner being an asshole.
Kenzie and I are such dicks our balls are the size...
Watch Hurt Locker
Make lewd comments about Jeremy Renner and do nothing else.
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When people say "Tell me about yourself."
agustiinaa:
STORY OF MY LIFEE!
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Thor's comebacks rival that of a five year-old's.
Odin: YOU'RE A VAIN, CRUEL BOY
Thor: YOU'RE AN OLD MAN.
And Baby Freaknik rears her ghetto-fabulous head...
Chillin’ like a villain, reclinin’ and soda-sippin’, watchin’ Freaknik the Musical like a mothafuckin’ boss all up in this business.
First I was sad, then I He-Man
Another depressing thought
The accident last month that shut down part of highway 20 and brought what seemed like the entire fleet of emergency response vehicles from the south end of the island was because of a pedestrian getting struck by two cars on the highway. Yeah it was dark and windy and she was wearing dark clothes and there’s barely any streetlights at that intersection, but...
My parents have been stuck on a ferry back to...
because someone fell overboard. Just the thought of that is making me feel entirely miserable and almost physically sick. I can’t begin to imagine what that would be like.
One big room, full of bad bitches who smoke backwards
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I have a weird name.
Even my boyfriend thinks it’s weird.
SO.
Whenever I see or hear of or meet another Asia…
I HAVE TO MEET HER AND BOND OVER HOW WHEN IT’S A PERSON’S NAME, SUDDENLY PEOPLE CAN’T PRONOUNCE ‘ASIA’ WHEN WRITTEN ON PAPER.
HOW DO THESE CHIPMUNK MOVIES KEEP GETTING...