March 2012
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GUYS. GUYS. FACE OFF IS ON.
Mar 1st
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So today I bought a whole pizza for my production...
A whole pizza. And it was delicious. But because I’m a douche or something, I got a pizza with toppings on it that not everyone likes. And not like you can’t pick them off or anything. So another pizza was bought (not by me, though). Despite being delicious, my pizza wasn’t entirely finished by the end of the day. And I don’t like taking food on the bus. Because hobos...
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Jesus FUCK.
I was just sitting here. At my computer. Door rattles. OH MY GOD. Doorknob turns. OH MY GOD SOME DRUNKY THINKS THIS IS THEIR HOUSE. Stare at doorknob. It stops. Doorknob rattles again. JESUS FUCK I’M GONNA CRY. Hear keys. I’M GONNA CALL THE COPS. DOOR OPENS. It’s Mom. I’m gonna murder her.
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WatchWatch
nolanlind: incises: oh my god WATCH THIS.
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Listensarkyfancypants: ohh-jaah: mothercheesus: ...
Mar 1st
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So I needed to make magazine covers for our...
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faggoat: when i die, i want to be turned into glitter so you can never get rid of me
Mar 1st
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February 2012
Feb 29th
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Oh my GOD, Key & Peele
might just be my new favorite show. Yay inspirational black civil servant character parody.
Feb 29th
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Asia being an aspiring dope.
I’m starting on a new project. Let’s hope “Liberal” is as funny and awkward as I want it to be.
Feb 29th
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Well then. Time for The Aristocats to lull me to...
G’NIGHT.
Feb 28th
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That moment when you tip your drink back and you...
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Good Lord, Lost Girl looks obnoxiously stupid.
Feb 28th
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Tonight's Being Human.
Watch Asia live-blog about a show no one else around me seems to be enthused about for some reason. “But he’s dead now. HOLLA.” Oh dear god, Sally’s my spirit animal. Josh, Josh, please stop being so good to Nora right now. It’s hurting my heart. But then again, Nora’s wolf DID tear apart her ex-boyfriend. How the hell much time passes between each episode?...
Feb 28th
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Every time I see the Silent House trailer.
I wanna see it.
Feb 28th
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YAY BEING HUMAN IS ON.
“They’re my friends. Except for the guy that tried to rape me. He’s dead. HOLLA.” Dear GOD, I’m already dying.
Feb 28th
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So yesterday, my family went out for brunch.
My aunt and I got the same thing and when we were leaving early to meet everyone back at my parents’ house later, we said to just box our stuff together. Later that day, after my grandmother and aunt had left, I went looking for the leftovers that I assumed she would leave for me. They were gone.
Feb 28th
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