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Asia | 21 | Olympia, WA
I love movies, sleeping, food, and hard cider.

I’m sorry if you know this kid and absolutely love him and he’s great and stuff, but this stuff just rustles my feathers for multiple reasons.

posted 2 years ago with 1 note

Just saw THE MOST stupid Facebook name ever.

IT’S NOT MYSPACE AGH.

FAWCK.

WHAT IS IT WITH THE NEW GENERATION OF SCENE KIDS THINKING THAT ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY WITH A FACEBOOK NAME LIKE, “TAMMYBUTT RAINBOWFART BROWN”?

OR “GOOCHIEGOOCHIE LIZ HARPER”?

OR “I’MSOCUTEMAKINGTHISMYFACEBOOKNAME NOONEWILLEVERJUDGEMEHORRIBLYONTHIS SMITH”

If my own child named themselves “UnicornChainsaw ViolenceTastesLikeGummyBears Pruyne” on Facebook, I would probably not even friend them until they changed it. In fact, I would throw things (soft things, like warm pancakes, giant linty stuffed animals that would cover them in fuzz they can’t get off, etc.) until they changed it. Or make up a worse name. 

If they left their Facebook open, I’d go in their and change their name to “Mommas Boy OohI’mSoHardcore Pruyne”.

END RANT.

posted 2 years ago with 2 notes