I think Facebook brings out the worst in me.

How I’ve come to this conclusion:

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• One time my ex-boyfriend messaged me just to say, “lol spiderman sucked.” So I nearly said, “Our relationship sucked, so that’s why I left.” I’m still somewhat disturbed at how quickly this response came to mind.
• I don’t genuinely hate many people, but some of the people on my friends list are so stupid I may as well.
• And it’s not like I’m even friends with most of those people.
• I just keep them on my friends list to get a sick, masochistic pleasure out of their updates. 

I’m sorry if you know this kid and absolutely love him and he’s great and stuff, but this stuff just rustles my feathers for multiple reasons.

Just saw THE MOST stupid Facebook name ever.

IT’S NOT MYSPACE AGH.

FAWCK.

WHAT IS IT WITH THE NEW GENERATION OF SCENE KIDS THINKING THAT ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY WITH A FACEBOOK NAME LIKE, “TAMMYBUTT RAINBOWFART BROWN”?

OR “GOOCHIEGOOCHIE LIZ HARPER”?

OR “I’MSOCUTEMAKINGTHISMYFACEBOOKNAME NOONEWILLEVERJUDGEMEHORRIBLYONTHIS SMITH”

If my own child named themselves “UnicornChainsaw ViolenceTastesLikeGummyBears Pruyne” on Facebook, I would probably not even friend them until they changed it. In fact, I would throw things (soft things, like warm pancakes, giant linty stuffed animals that would cover them in fuzz they can’t get off, etc.) until they changed it. Or make up a worse name. 

If they left their Facebook open, I’d go in their and change their name to “Mommas Boy OohI’mSoHardcore Pruyne”.

END RANT.

A pretty good cross-section of my friends on Facebook.