Hey guys, I’m still STILL alive.
Hello friends I’m still alive. David and I filmed a teaser for Film Camp this summer and I hit in the nuts with my keys and he spilled cereal on me so now I’m in a bubble bath with my carton of wine and I’m gonna feast on Jack in the Box later
I’m so not ready to be a “professional” this summer
You can’t see them super clearly but I have some Neon Trees autographs. The band was SO sweet, and I’m not too super bummed that Tyler got past us. Tonight was KILLER.
iced tea vodka+actual iced tea homework juice
Goodnight babies I don’t think I’m drunk
I’ve never been drunk so I wouldn’t know
But I’m definitely tipsy and my whole body feels heavy and my face is warm and autocorrect is definitely helping
So go autocorrect, you snobby fuck
Back to the Future drinking game with my favorite dork
Did I bitch about how I just found out I owe money for an internal ultrasound I got more than a year ago
Also mom lovingly told me that next time I should make the drive to the base hospital
Dismissing the fact that I thought I was dying when I went to the emergency room that night because I had no idea what ovarian cysts are and the emergency room is right down the street